You know you’re flying to LA when…

…someone walks on the plane carrying a West Highland Terrier in a Louis Vuitton bag.

Given how I feel, I wouldn't at all be surprised if a Dementor or three are lurking in the grey clouds outside. 12 hours ago
RT @poggs: You could switch off MMS and nobody would notice https://t.co/cSxDEA1y1S 15 hours ago
The path of least resistance leads to the garbage heap of despair! open.spotify.com/track/5KpWGiGH… 20 hours ago
RT @mmsBA: G-BNWA has retired after decades of faithful and safe service. Boeing still make the 767 so why recycle? Here are 5 things you m… 21 hours ago
That feeling when you realise your total got out of the wrong side of bed miserable funk is on for the day. 👎 https://t.co/2bjHauab9r 21 hours ago
"If he makes more first serves, he won't have to hit second serves" - says Tim "no shit" Henman. 1 day ago
Ah, the good-for-nothing Northern Sophouse. Disband the shower and stop wasting public money on it. Let the City Re… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 day ago
Welcome to the Crone Plaza. https://t.co/CB3NeeOrER 2 days ago

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